Oh brother
Brother: Fuck you look great, your reflection is almost like mine, but a little worse.
Me: Apparently I was born with better vision, perspective and a sense of self
Brother 3 minutes later: Fuck, I got nothing. 1-0 to you. Or 1-1 I won in monopoly 2 years ago!
Me: Are you going to milk that for the rest of our lives?
Brother: Yes, and I'm never going to play you ever again!
