Monkeys chasing butterflies

Roastning av Svensk politik

A Swedish man in his fifties who was allegedly caught having sex with a sheep near Alingsås in western Sweden denies being guilty of animal cruelty.

“Because there were no visible injuries the prosecutor must be able to prove that the [sheep] has suffered from the unpleasant event,” Tell told GP.

So I guess that means that as long as you aren’t into both bestiality and bondage, it’s perfectly alright. Pretty sure this is how AIDS got jumped to humans from monkeys..

The incident occurred after the two somewhat boozed men decided to test a newly purchased piece of armor, reported Sveriges Radio (SR).

Having decided to test the protective vest, one of the men took a knife and stabbed it.

The vest worked.

When he repeated the test, he goofed and missed the man’s vest, striking him where he was not protected.

SATW - Leaking

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